Pun #45

I cannot ride my bike to the party. It is two tired.

Sixteen Ones (Sixteen Tons parody)

Some people say that dabs are better than bud.

Sticky and gooey like made out of mud.

Hustle and bustle, and a rig that’s a chore.

A price that’s high and a high that’s strong.


I rolled sixteen ones. What do you bet?

Rolled two more, ain’t seen nothing yet.

Had some left and so what do you know?

I rolled two more and now I have a score.


I awoke one morning ‘fore the sun it did shine.

I picked up my lighter and a joint that was fine.

I loaded my lungs with all they would hold.

I cleared my heart and I blessed my soul.


I rolled sixteen ones. What do you bet?

Rolled two more, ya ain’t seen nothing yet.

Had some left and so what do you know?

I rolled two more and now I have a score.


Some demons came a calling, they was calling my name.

A kicking and a biting and a causing me pain.

To my relief and against their desire.

Can’t no demon make it past the fire.


I rolled sixteen ones. What do you bet?

Rolled two more, ya ain’t seen nothing yet.

Had some left and so what do you know?

I rolled two more and now I have a score.


If you see me a smoking better come astride.

A lotta folks did, a lotta walked by.

One hit of stank, the other of real.

If the first one don’t get you then the second one will.


I rolled sixteen ones. What do you bet?

Rolled two more, ya ain’t seen nothing yet.

Had some left and so what do you know?

I rolled two more and now I have a score.



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